Hollie turns 30!

It's quite a rare thing to have such a close friend who you simply cannot fault. I mean, Hollie Steele is practically flawless! She has never irritated me (despite living together), we've never had a cross word (despite living together) and I feel nothing but joy and delight when in her company, be it just the two us, with her fabulous husband John or our wider 'Bristol ladies' crew (and I'm sure that will remain when mini Steele arrives at the end of this month!)

So when this lovely creature turned 30, I wrote her a little poem to let her know how awesome she is. And here it is:

I know a luscious Blondie who is just the real deal
Whenever I am with her it's always such a squeal
When it comes to getting jokes she can be a potato short of a meal
But she's always such a bloomin' delight is our gorgeous Hollie Steele.

Perverts on Sitges beach

She's travelled the world like a feather on a breeze
Yet her favourite meal is still soup with grated cheese
Her salsa moves and 'flashing' bring grown men down to their knees
And even her Charleston boogie would make Craig David wheeze.

The real 'flash' dance!

Her music taste is exquisite (remember the Artful Dodger show?!)
Her walking speed is more than enough to make Usain Bolt look slow
And it's truly been a frickin' delight watching this little beauty grow
While she's maintained her status as being one of the most wonderful folk I know.

Beauty and the bump